Cottage Patio 2- Awkward 0

Dearest Followers,
Sorry I haven't posted in a long time. I'm sure the suspense has been killing you. So much has happened since the last time I posted. Most importantly, I have suffered yet another injury at the hands of the cottage patio. Some of you may not remember but freshmen year I concussed myself dancing one fateful Saturday night on the cottage patio. Well the cottage patio struck again! Womp Womp and I were raging on the dancer floor last Wednesday night and things got a little crazy (y'all know how Womp Womp and I get) and I twisted me knee. Although I was in great pain, I did not succumb to it--I raged on! I thought I had won--vindicated after 2 years. But no, I was defeated once again -- I'm now on crutches. But fear not because when the cottage patio is least expecting I will get my revenge.

This is story is both my high, low and something I've accomplished.
However, it is not my haiku.

This is my haiku:
Procrastination
The topic of my JP
Due soon but not done

Forever yours,
Awkward