Greetings to all you travelers waiting with baited breath for news from us in Princeton,
Skype and telephone, email and facebook chat simply weren't enough.
As we were sitting around here, in Princeton (more specifically, in no-fun-331), we realized that it would be a damn shame if we didn't have a blog just because we didn't happen to go abroad. Inspired by a friend, we've decided that the layout of our posts will be as follows:
"High": this is the part of the post in which we pretend we are high.
"Low": this is the part of the post in which we are drunk (we don't need to pretend about this one--also, alcohol is a depressant...Get it? Low. Princeton kids are so smart.)
Something we have accomplished: this part of the post will be short.
A haiku: there is no cooler type of poem, also they will mostly be about Princeton lyfe.
High: asfkasjfasgasfjasklfjasjgha;slkfjasdfj
Low: haahaaa aa a may is stuckshfask in GREECGGE
Something we have accomplished: Kelley bought her first six-pack of Stella!!
A haiku:
On campus "working."
Seven days, zero pages--
will black out tonight.
isn't princeton exciting.
Out for now,
Mopey Mumma
Jealous Joelle
Awkward Alyson
Weepy Nguyen
Womp-womp Wetenhall
Tactless Taylor
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Inaugural Post
Labels:
bent spoon,
creepy bear,
drugs,
granny panties,
pteradactyl porn,
rock 'n' roll,
sex
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