Observations

Today I watched some people from my dorm room window. I saw many interesting people, and I decided to further investigate with my 4345 XX Binoculars that I use for special occasions. I knew that it was such an occasion when I saw a short limbed, brunette girl that seems to go by the name "Mumma" as well as her cohort, another girl named "Alyson" and her other companions. I took notes accordingly.

High: Observance outside my dorm room, McGraw center (viewings esp. good at 2 AM), Ivy window last night (again late night, above the bench between the stairs), the 1901 bathroom, Firestone trustee reading room (although sightings were difficult between the frosted names), McCosh center (was incorrectly diagnosed with wandering eyes. I took notes accordingly).

Low: Incorrect diagnosis at McCosh. No response from my professor when I complimented his tie after emailing him about it. Again no response when I tried again on Good Crush, being sure to explicitly detail every article of clothing and of course, his name. Insufficient viewing from boathouse window from the hours 4:00 A.m. to 6 A.M. E.S.T. Again, took notes accordingly.

Exciting news flash for you all: I am currently developing a journal with my collections of photos, hair samples, saliva samples, and photos (taken at inopportune times). I think I have a potential target in Argentina but currently methodizing strategy for maximum information. I will be in touch when this book becomes available to the narrow public.

Signing out,

Creepy Caroline